2012 toyota porte. acing total defeat at the battle of Sentinium in the year 295B.C., Consul Publius Decius Mus couldn't stand seeing his men in full rout against an inferior enemy consisting of allied Gallic and samnite tribesmen and therefore just as his father had done years before and in accordance with the Roman ritual … Continue reading 2012 TOYOTA PORTE HANDS-ON REVIEW.
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A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE WITH A TOYOTA FUNCARGO.
Toyota funcargo. Have you ever driven a car so terrible and unnerving it made you question the meaning of life and the purpose of existence? Well, that is exactly what happened to me when I got behind the wheel of the Toyota Funcargo. I can bet my entire inheritance that no one exists simply to … Continue reading A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE WITH A TOYOTA FUNCARGO.
HANDS-ON WITH THE TRUSTY PROBOX.
Toyota Probox. "North or South, they sing no songs for spiders" is one of the lesser known quotes by Lord Varys in the epic series 'Game of Thrones'. The same can be said of the infamous Probox. In spite of it's sheer ruggedness, it has received a lot of scorn and ridicule while also being … Continue reading HANDS-ON WITH THE TRUSTY PROBOX.
2010 TOYOTA FIELDER REVIEW
fielder steering wheel. When Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon in the year 49B.C., thus igniting the Roman civil war, he famously declared, "Ia acta est" latin for "the die has been cast." It is in the same breadth that i had crossed the point of no return with the "fielder ya mataa kwa boot" since … Continue reading 2010 TOYOTA FIELDER REVIEW
A TALE OF TOYOTA.
79 series double cab. In the year of our lord 1937 A.D. in the relatively unknown city of Nagoya at a small prefecture called Aichi on the island of Honshu in Japan, The first Toyota rolled off the production line. Fast forward 80 years later and Toyota is the brand of choice for Terrorists, despotic … Continue reading A TALE OF TOYOTA.
THE INDEFATIGABLE FIELDER “YA MATAA KWA BOOT”
the infamous fielder ya mataa. After my horror experience with a rental Honda fit last time, another dealer this time round offered me a rather clean fielder. It was the famous "mataa kwa boot" version that has since time immemorial received praise and scorn in almost equal measure along these streets. I was hesitant at … Continue reading THE INDEFATIGABLE FIELDER “YA MATAA KWA BOOT”
